You are now GAMZEE MAKARA. You are around SEVEN SWEEPS OLD, and you've had a lot on your plate. You're a HIGH BLOOD, descended from the GRAND HIGH BLOOD SUBJUGGLATOR. But this plays no factor in your friendships. You believe in MIRACLES, and would slam a FAYGO any day. You also love SOPER SLIME PIES. You are certainly a CHILL MOTHER FUCKER.
//ooc I'm this girl named Taylor. If you couldn't tell, I absolutely adore Homestuck. xD My patron troll is Gamzee, BTW. Birthday's the night before Christmas. I'm seventeen.
I love to draw, I love to read, I'm very quiet. Please, no hate. :o)
I've been through hell and back, and I've made countless friends through it all.//
TEAM CAL!! >:oD
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eiwfu:
SUI’S HOMESTUCK GIVEAWAY
Hey everyone! Due to the success of my poke’mon giveaway, I thought about doing another. This time a homestuck giveway! Now onto the fun stuff~
1st place winner will receive;
- A pair of troll horns (the character of your choice. Please, no Ancestors)
- A matching troll shirt (hand-painted by me)
- Nail polish - yellow, grey and troll blood-colored (use your imagination and pretend the clear one is random blood-colored)
- 1 Ben nye gray and 1 ben nye steel gray make up!
EDIT;; I WASN’T EXPECTING SO MANY PEOPLE TO PARTICIPATE SO I DECIDE TO ADD A SECOND AND THIRD PLACE WINNER.
2nd place winner will receive;
- A pair of troll horns (the character of your choice. Please, no Ancestors)
- A matching troll shirt (hand-painted by me)
3rd place winner will receive;
- A pair of troll horns (the character of your choice. Please, no Ancestors)
- Nail polish - yellow or grey and troll blood-colored (use your imagination and pretend the clear one is random blood-colored)
Rules;
- One like
- 4 Reblog max (any more and you are disqualified. Unless if you were one of my original 182 followers you get an extra reblog)
- NO SIDE BLOGS PLEASE. I will check.
- You DO NOT have to be following me. This is open to anyone.
- Ask box must be open for me to message you. If the winner and their ask box isn’t open, I’ll give it to the runner up.
- US resident only (I will be paying for shipping as well. You must feel comfortable giving me your address so I can send the items to you)
- Ends June 30th at 11:59pm GMT
Winner will be chosen via Random Number Generator.
If you have any questions, feel free to send me an ask.
Thank you and good luck!
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sennin-jiraiya:
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM LAUGHING BECAUSE IT’S PATHETICALLY TRUE

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Classmate #1:
Like, I'm okay with gay people wanting to be with each other. But marriage should be between a guy and a girl.
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Classmate #2:
I don't even want to see it. Like, it's nasty.
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Me:
Oh my god! I know! My neighbor was talking about how he and his Jewish girlfriend wanna get married and I was like "Why should you two be allowed to get married?" in my head. I mean, why would they think it was okay for a Christian and a Jew to get married. Disgusting.
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Classmates:
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Me:
And let me tell you about this other couple I saw making out at the mall. It was nasty. The boy was white and the girl was black. Can you believe that? Two people of different races being together? That's just wrong.
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Classmate #2:
What the hell is wrong with you? So what if they want to be together?
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Classmate #1:
Yeah, there isn't anything wrong with it.
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Me:
Are you kidding me? It's completely wrong.There is only one kind of marriage that is okay. And that is between a man and a woman of the same race, religious background, with the same income level and from the same place. We wouldn't want kids to think that diversity is okay. God wouldn't appreciate these people ruining the sanctity of marriage.
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Classmate #1:
Why are you even in this conversation? God loves everyone.
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Me:
What? So you're telling me that God doesn't care who you marry, because he loves everyone?
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Classmate #1:
Yeah...
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Me:
Does he love animals, too?
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Classmate #1:
He loves human and animals and living creatures all around.
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Me:
Whoa. That just blew my mind. Well it is a good thing that gay people can't get married then. Because everyone knows that gay people aren't human, or living for that matter. Haha.
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Classmate #1:
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Me:
Go choke on a dick you stupid prick.
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